Guys, from now on DC will be changing future prints of Batman: Damned #1 to censor out Batman’s d*ck, but the joke’s on them now because Batman’s d*ck is going to become a collector’s item.
Printed copies of bat-dk are going to be selling for $35,000 a pop on ebay soon, it’s going to be absolute mayhem. Invest in Bat-d*ck if you can right now, and invest in your future. Buy up every issue in your local comic store. Let Batman’s d*ck pay for your children’s college tuition. It’s what Batman would want.
Normally I don’t actually comment on these but like… I work at a comic book store and everyone has been joking about the Batwang dude
Trying to figure out how Marvel will one up them
These have been literally flying off the shelf and my boss even lowered it to limit 1 per customer and STILL we’re almost out. It’s ridiculous and HILARIOUS
Props to the animation team for doing a REALLY good job making that thing look unpleasant
Please watch Flying Witch
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for some reason this anime looks like exactly what i want to watch today thank you
i’m watching it on crunchyroll and it’s so cute and wholesome, it’s just completely soothing. very slow paced and relaxing. nothing especially happens, there isn’t what you’d call a plot, it’s just this kind of deadpan weirdness interspersed with ordinary moments in the life of a teenage witch in a scenic farming town in the japanese countryside. also her cousin is the chillest boy character in the history of anime. he’s not even ‘cool’ or laconic, he’s just naturally calm with no hint of macho bullshit. when she compliments his cooking and says he’d make a good girl, he immediately responds “all the boys would be so into me” without batting an eye. you get the impression there’s nothing on earth that would upset him.
if you ever feel like your mood would be improved by, say, watching a small child following a cat around the neighborhood for fifteen minutes, this is the show for you. :D
